As far as I'm concerned, it's not all that hard to pull off a Kardashian lifestyle.
Like how every other Cosmopolitan guide offers you "Which bikini to complement each body shape?", Triangl's
got me completely (semi) covered. While the next celeb tabloid fools
you with an elusive theory on a fab beach bod, capitalise on confidence
and thank the Gods of Bondi Waves for Triangl.
Granted, a member of the small-boob camp away from the leagues of Pam
Anderson, Lil' Kim, or any Victoria's Secret Angels, enter my
declaration exclaiming "My body is ready! My body is ready!" in this
equation of melting points – sun, salty skin, and swimwear. Should my
prolific chant make sense, wreak your futile exercise in surpassing your
bra size and enjoy your swim garb. Let's get real.
Before the asphyxiation of runway ramblings, colour trends talk, and travelogues; pardon my snooze - the hiatus is over. If the adage "You snooze you lose" is true, it would be half correct that I took time as a tuner to get myself checked.