| Tablehood |

In all misinterpretation of Lorde's sentiment (we will never be royal...), I would like to extend my tea pancakes to her. 

Does organic tea make a difference? Do people pour half a cup of tea into their pancake mix? 

In the absence of diamonds, Grey Goose, and jetplanes; I explored the mystery on a manic Sunday arvo, fully unprepared about the mental enthronement that The Seventh Duchess had pronounced within their tea. 

You might question, why would I spend time concocting a new recipe for my Tablehood? I'll have someone answer that for you. 

Under the best regimen prescribed by Your Tea Highness - a Spice Chai soy candle, I had joyfully partook a carthartic brunch for one with a fruity mix of models from last season's runway. [Reloads on optimism] 

So Lorde, I think you might probably have to eat your words here. Although I did attempt to express my anxiety for next month [brrr... so icey] through a squalid paw mess. What matters is the after-feeling right? I digest royalty therefore; I am.

And to the seemingly Tasseography-esque styling above, I say, art imitates life - mantra of Spring/Summer 2014.  Now, the cone of shame can wait! Rejoice, rejoice, rejoice!

Guilt-free BeauTEA Pancakes --
The excessive recipe for every great kitchen mess: 

Molasses - 2 tablespoons 
Raw Virgin Coconut Oil - 3 tablespoons 
Himalayan Rock Pink Salt - 10 sturdy shaves
Amaranth / Muesli - the amount you'd like
Soy Protein Powder - 2 tablespoons
Agave Syrup - the amount you'd like
Wholemeal Flour - 1/3 cup
Buckwheat Mix - 3/4 cup
Vanilla Extract - 2 teaspoons
Strawberries - a field
Rice Milk - 1/2 cup
**Grace Beauty Tea** - 1/2 cup

And... the gastronomical hymn brews on.

Organic products c/o The Seventh Duchess: Grace Beauty Tea and Empress of India Spice Chai Soy Candle
Shots by Yours Truly

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